WARNING- DO NOT BUY THIS BOOK!!!!!

No ..No...I am not promoting it.

Seriously...am not promoting the book.

Okay,  I am just giving you 7 prime reasons to read the book till the end, and soak up the magic of this cute little black thing. By God...amazing sense of humour I have!

I will definitely not tell you to spend 299 INR on this BOOK. 

But STOP spending those hard earned bucks on that double burst pizza and go grab this book.....NOW.

Quick 7 reasons to buy the book:

1. That cheesy pizza will make you fat and your lover might ditch you. So I just want to prevent your breakup. Trust me, honey punch you will not regret this book...but the pizza...yesses you will!!!!!

2. The cover is so enigmatic that it might appease your guests and increase your social standard. Place it nicely in your bookshelf and let guests adore this black beauty.

3. A quick Arabic language guide so that you can flaunt it like Emraan Hashmi did in that song....the same with Hawtiee Mallika Sherawat.....AAH ....Murder!!!!! Few catchy words, "Maafi Mushkila", "Kullu Tamaam", "Mabrook”.

4. If you are sex deprived and feel frustrated then you will find solace in the book and your horny desires will freak out. No...The book does not "satisfy" you but the informative and intellectual content will actually supress your wicked cravings.

5. If you are a foodie then this book is for you, man. Learn the names of royal Arabic delicacies and flaunt your cookery vocab amongst your gang. Win the passes to MasterChef India .......Bang on!!!!!

6. If you are a social media addict then straight jump to chapter 15. Some important tips for you there such as:

a. How to hit off on WhatsApp?

b. How to cope up with a recent break-up?

c. Never jump to conclusions over the cyber.........the net speed might be slow. Not your partner always.

7. If any of the above reasons do not appeal you........JUST OPEN  AMAZON. IN AND TYPE "Doha! Diary of a Delhi-O-holic" AND BUY IT RIGHT NOW. NOTHING CAN CONVINCE YOU TO BUY GOOD STUFF.....THIS UPPERCASE CAN!!!

GO BUY IT..............ITS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

P.S. Do not send me threatening mails. Lovingly yours.

BUY LINK

http://www.amazon.in/Doha-Diary-Delhi-O-Holic-Anam-Arsalan/dp/1482875071/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1468438026&sr=1-1&keywords=doha+diary

Food-O-mania...!!!! An NRI's food woes

Someone has rightly said, “Food is your body’s fuel, without fuel your body wants to shut down”. And the  protagonist personally believes that all great minds are set to work and love after a lavish feast. 

Wink wink. :)
So the protagonist has this ‘Breakup friendly’ food theory that’s quite amusing.  It says Yummy and fatty food is the only way to heel a broken heart. Who wants to mourn over heartaches when you are served a divine platter!!!!  But you can never predict what life has in store for you or so was the case with him.

Food-O-mania

Hailing from North India, where an evening tea sans ‘samosa’ /’kachori’ is a sin, he is a big time foodie.
Life slaps a 'pita bread' on his face and he ends up in Doha only to wake up to aroma of sulemani tea. From ginger tea to red tea. ..life has been too hard on him. PMS Indeed. .....Poor metabolic Syndrome.  Savour your thoughts. ..!!!!

The five food woes of the protagonist :

1. From 'harry's' to Harees life has taken a mouthful of twists. When hummus replaces 'Chana masala' and 'Majboos' replaces Biryani. ...taste buds go on a strike.

2. Ķeratin shoots up only to escalate the libido. ....The lifeguards are required and they come pricey.  Oooops!!

3. It's only Doha and no DOSA. ....aarrgghhhhh

4. A temporary breakup with street food takes him in the pit or 'pita' of despair.

5. Shawarma se na sharma meri jaan. 

Read on to know more about the protagonist in the upcoming book, "Doha! Diary of a Delhi-O-holic".

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